Monday, May 16, 2011

Quiz: Are You A Sheeple?

Take the Sheeple Quiz!

#1) The purpose of the mainstream media is to:
A) Keep you informed.
B) Feed you misinformation while keeping you distracted from the real issues our world is facing.

#2) Social Security is:

A) A financial safety net that makes sure people have a retirement income.
B) A government-run Ponzi scheme that requires more and more people to keep paying in just to stay afloat and will ultimately collapse into total bankruptcy.

#3) The fluoride dripped into municipal water supplies is:

A) A naturally-occurring mineral.
B) An industrial chemical waste byproduct.

#4) When you donate money to find the cure for cancer, that money goes:

A) To fund research programs that assess actual cancer cures for the purpose of freely sharing them with the public.
B) To fund mammogram campaigns that actually irradiate women's breasts, causing the very cancers that earn huge profits for the cancer treatment industry.

#5) The national debt is:

A) Under control and will be paid off in a few years.
B) Out of control and will spiral into a runaway debt collapse.

#6) GMOs will:

A) Feed the world and prevent starvation.
B) Threaten the future of life on our planet through genetic contamination and widespread crop failures.

#7) The FDA protects:

A) The people from dangerous medicines.
B) The financial interests of the drug companies.

#8) The EPA's real agenda is to:

A) Protect the environment.
B) Protect the financial interests of the chemical companies whose toxic products destroy the environment.

#9) The Federal Reserve functions to:

A) Stabilize the economy and keep America strong.
B) Loot the economy and control America's economy for the interests of the few.

#10) The purpose of TSA checkpoints at airports is to:

A) Keep air passengers safe and secure.
B) Indoctrinate Americans into surrendering to police state invasions of their privacy.

#11) The practical function of the U.S. Supreme Court is to:

A) Protect the constitutional rights of the citizens.
B) Legitimize federal tyranny over the People by ignoring the Constitution and its Bill of Rights.

#12) Vaccines are based on:

A) Gold standard science that conclusively proves their safety and effectiveness.
B) Quackery and fraud combined with a persistent medical mythology that utterly lacks a factual basis.

#13) Herbs and superfoods:

A) Are medically useless and cannot treat, prevent or cure any disease.
B) Contain powerful plant-based medicines that can help reverse and prevent disease.

#14) In Libya, Afghanistan and Iraq, America:

A) Led a humanitarian effort to save innocent people from tyranny.
B) Waged an illegal imperialist war to occupy foreign nations and control their oil.

#15) The U.S. Bill of Rights

A) Grants you rights and freedoms.
B) Merely acknowledges the rights and freedoms you already possess.

Score your Sheeple Quiz

To score your Sheeple Quiz, simply count the number of times you answered "A" to the questions above.

If you answered "A" 10 times or more...

You are a total news-watching, gullible fairytale swallowing Sheeple! Be sure to keep taking those medications and watching more network news. Don't bother thinking for yourself because you seem to be incapable of accomplishing that...just stick to your bleating.

If you answered "A" fewer than 10 times...

You are sadly Sheeple-minded but there is hope for your rescue. Learn more about the world around you and train yourself to think critically so you can depart from the herd mentality.

If you answered "A" fewer than 5 times...

You are an unusually intelligent free-minded thinker who questions the world around you and doesn't buy into the usual propaganda. You still got suckered on a few items, so there's more yet to learn. But you're on the right track!

If you answered "A" exactly zero times...

You are the complete opposite of a Sheeple. You're independent minded, well informed and probably a regular reader of Hawaiian libertarian. Stay on track and question events in the world around you. Eat more superfoods to maintain your healthy immune system and cognitive function. Avoid the toxic chemicals in foods, medicines and lawn care products. Keep reading the alternative press and voice your intelligent views to others willing to listen. (But don't waste your time on those who aren't.)


The Great and Powerful Oz said...

Choir. Preaching.

dienw said...

Tch, Tch, Tch, Tch. Shameless self-promotion.

modernguy said...

Hardly the cutting edge of anti-establishment enlightenment these days. The real question has become: will shoving Goji berries up one's ass protect them from the Elohim?

Tom Pain said...

I read that from natural news. I said "A" exactly zero times.

Keoni Galt said...

OZ - lol

Nj - yeah...I thought it was funny for myself, sense I don't really do the shameless self promotion thing too often.

modguy - your "real question" actually made me laugh out loud. Good one.

Tom - Yeah, I did link to the original article...been really busy these past few days and not had time to put the thought and energy into a real post.

Anonymous said...

This is helpful for a new reader to learn your views. Since I answered "B" 15 times, I will stick around here and read even more closely. Loved the paleo baby stuff. Since it is by no means easy to pull off a non-mainstream lifestyle, encouragement and advice is helpful. Re: avoiding lawn chemicals - this is a tricky one. I nearly threw the "Lawn Dr." salesman out on his ear when he came to visit but his claim that ALL my neighbors use their services is sadly all too true.

Anonymous said...

I answered "B" to every question. I hope that some "A" people are still reading and fact checking.

Yohami said...

B for all

TOM PAIN said...

Tom - Yeah, I did link to the original article...been really busy these past few days and not had time to put the thought and energy into a real post.

Not much to with a article like that anyway, but it is good to make sheeple think for a second, at the most:)

RVT said...

Remember folks, you're only not a sheep if answered each question EXACTLY AS I TELL YOU TO

Daegus said...

You know Keoni, when you make all of the correct answers B, the quiz becomes much less entertaining.

Keoni Galt said...

Daegus, I didn't write this quiz, I just copied and pasted it.

That's why I linked to the original source at the very top.