I'd like to thank Ulyss... I mean Dr. Stratton for reminding me what today's date is! It's that time of year where ladies can show appreciation to the men they love, in the language we men understand!
If your lady offers excuses...there's always the promise of next year:
Still getting excuses?
You can always try the Patriotic angle...
She still not convinced it's a real holiday? Link her to the official website!
Aren't you glad your wife is on teh social media?
|Divorcing this woman would NOT be frivolous!|
So how 'bout it ladies? Show that special someone you appreciate him! Remember: