20th Century Miranda RIGHTS in the United States of America:
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have a right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you.
21st Century SOCIAL MEDIA Miranda Policy for USA Inc.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say, blog, tweet, text, e-mail, post, chat, write, vLog, sext, update, upload, facebook, or any other form of human expression that you can make in the virtual world; can and will be used against you in the real world, including any court of law AND the court of mass media-directed-public opinion.
Any and all forms of communication made on teh interwebz with your smart phones, iPads or PCs at any time in the past, present and in the future, are open to becoming the potential subject of Global Mass Media exposure.
Such exposure can lead to different real life consequences, up to and including: character assassination, slander, libel, defamation, job loss, harassment litigation, and complete and total loss of your privacy.
All your information, pics, vids, and written thoughts that you upload, can and will be subject to editing, revision, and manipulation by both Government and Corporate Media Propagators, to create THE OFFICIAL VERSION of any and all events.
You have been warned
YOU BETTER FUCKIN' GET USED TO IT