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Friday, November 11, 2016

Another Female First



Proof that women can succeed in politics despite our sexist, misogynistic society!

With the ascension of MeinTrumpenFuhrer to the Oval Office, his campaign manager, Kellyanne Conway has become the first Woman in American herstory to ever successfully manage a Presidential campaign to victory!

"Mein Fuhrer, don't forget to tell that joke about Hillary taking those Haitian villages at the Al Smith dinner!"


No feminists could be reached for comment about such a herstorical milestone being reached...most were otherwise occupied with wailing and gnashing their teeth.


November 8, 2016...a day that will live in infamy!


With the ever growing number of women who reject the label "feminist," perhaps it's about time the ladies of the long march to smash patriarchy civilization, begin to examine the possible reasons for why they are failing to appeal to the next generation of females to join their cause cult. After all, if it wasn't for the first and second waves of the feminist movement, Kellyanne Conway could not have reached the pinnacle of achievement in Presidential Campaign Management!

Because they marched then, we now have our first successful female Presidential Campaign Manager!

After they reckon the importance of their movement in giving women like Conway the opportunity for such success in our irredeemably sexist society, maybe they can also come to terms with their other previous failures in recognizing other notable women in American herstory as well.

It's time to give feminism it's just due!

I'm Keoni Galt, and I approve this message!



H/T Bob

Thursday, November 10, 2016

Best. Election. Ever.



Don't Worry Sheeple, Everything Will Be A-Okay!

So I guess it's the dawn of a new era to make America Inc. great again. If the exuberance of the Alt-Right blogomandrosphere is to be believed, the Fourth Reich of LiterallyHitler's triumphant ascendance to the Oval office heralds the ending of the century-long SJW-convergence of the nation and the beginnings of a great re-birth of the idealistic nation that represents the penultimate peak of western civilization..

Don't get me wrong, anytime an overtly evil, murderous communist-witch satanist and her flying monkey pedo-hordes are overtly rejected by a majority of the nation, it is a good sign that this country is not nearly as lost, fallen and degraded as our National Media and Entertainment-Propaganda complex likes to project...


DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!

...and the post-count shadenfreude spectacle alone makes this the best DuhMockRuhSee episode ever...pure, delectable, deliciousness in spades!

Speaking of which...

We now interrupt this irregularly scheduled deprogramming to bring you some of the best images ever captured in American politics in my lifetime:

"How can this be happening?!?! NOBODY I KNOW voted for Trump!"

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"REALLY!?? WOW...JUST WOW...I CAN'T EVEN!"
"What will we tell our daughters?"

What is best in Life? To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!

Unfortunately I think it's about to be all downhill from here. Hopefully I'm wrong, and just totally jaded and cynical due to having been thoroughly disillusioned with voting and elections since I last voted for Dubya in 2004. I haven't voted since.

But I sincerely hope The Donald proves me wrong. If he even accomplishes half of what he promised during the campaign, he will certainly restore some of the luster that has been lost since the Clintons first disgraced the Oval Office with their degenerate occupancy decades ago.

Hell, if he even halfway stems the tide of both legal and illegal immigration, repeals both Common Core and Obamacare, I'll consider that some serious swamp draining, and I'll finally get off my ass and re-register to vote and rejoin the ranks of Americans who exercise their voting privileges in 2020 to continue Mein TrumpenFuhrer's program to MAGA.

Will our glorious TrumpenFuhrer build the wall and kick all the illegals out like he promised? Maybe...but it appears that he's already walked that particular campaign issue back...but that doesn't mean much in my book. As I already said, I don't think building a wall is really the answer. Besides, there's still the other wall that is still being built by the establishment that needs dismantling if America can ever truly become great again....




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Despite my cynical skepticism, I do have a tiny glimmer of hope that I'm dead wrong, and that this latest episode of American Democracy Theater signals a real beginning for authentic hope and change. When Trump cracked the following joke at the Catholic charity dinner the day after the final debate, he may have foreshadowed his real motivation for taking on the establishment and running for an office that pretty much guarantees a very large paycut for him:

"Everyone knows, of course, Hillary's belief that, 'It takes a village,' which only makes sense, after all, in places like Haiti, where she's taken a number of them."

At that event, that joke went over like a lead balloon. I didn't really get it either...but it's meaning seemed to become horrifically clear after Wikileaks 28 exposed ties to child trafficking by Clinton's cronies in the earthquake ravaged country.




Need more details? Best roundup I found so far: The Clinton Child Sex Trafficking Network: A Comprehensive Guide.

As the resident Whackaloon Conspiritard out on these fringes of the fever swamps of teh Interwebz, I've read my share of Conspiracy theorizing regarding Trumps true motivations for running for the Presidency during the past year. The theory's range from him being a Judas Goat for the Globalist Elite, who will lead us all into World War III to commence the long-planned culling of the sheeple herds to Maintain Humanity in Balance With Nature, to him wanting to have a great nation for his grandchildren to grow up in...to this all being nothing more than a man who simply wants to feed his already enormous ego by becoming the leader of the most powerful country in the world as a sort of merit badge of achievement for personal aggrandizement.

Of all these various theories, the one I like best and hope for the most, is the one that supposes that while yes, he certainly is an "insider," the theory goes that he got close to the inner circles of power and discovered the evil filth of the degenerate scum that partake in deplorable events like "Spirit Cooking" are really the norm amongst the upper echelons of our political elite, and that his primary motivation to take the office of the Presidency is to put an end to this evil once and for all.

What Cooked Spirits Look Like

His joke about Haitian villages at the Catholic charity dinner seems to lend this particular theory some serious heft. It looks to me like he actually stood there and told Hillary to her face why he's REALLY running for office. While I still have my doubts, I still have my hopes. I hope he proves me wrong, and brings these evil elitist perverts and degenerates to justice. That would certainly go a long way towards Making America Inc. Great Again!